STELLA GIMMIE GIMMIE !!!

for their own consumption, i dont think so...

MOORFIELD HAVE SHRUNK DAD

he only went in for a eye op, lets sue..

OUR FATHERS IN THERE SOMEWHERE

probably found the bar

MARTYN HAS UPSET DAD

good news nigel

WHATS THAT BLUE STUFF?

its normally grey

COMBAT NUTTER

yes i picked up another basildon weirdo always wears combats only got two brown teeth and smells, why me?

IM SUING GOD

look what the elements have done to the roses

SURELY NOT

note the coke bottle, in the kitchen empty jd bottle.........

WHAT THE !!!!

there will be some sore head in the whitmore ranch

WIMPS B,B,Q

pork steakes with honey and mustard marinade, hot and spicy chicken with garlic dip , pork and apple sausages, jacket potato with feta cheese with a crunchy salad and washed down with stella, us wimps dont do bad

£9.99 IN ARGOS

we will have a b,b,q today i have alerted the fire service

B,B,Q LOOKS UNLIKELY

i have a cunning plan..

THIS LOOKS RUDE

nowonder basildon has a reputation even our clouds are phallic

THEIR BACK !!

belynda is about to push them in the pond

MY NEW POND

i wish !"

BEST GRUB BOX IN BASILDON

its got 2 mitcheln tyres....

NOTHING HAPPENED TODAY!

so heres nothing ...better day tomorrow folks

3 WHEELS ON MY WAGON

and i,m stilling rolling along etc

RUNNING MAN

let me explain the guy in the photo is not all there,he runs in the morning from a road near me all the way to the hopital,in the afternoon he runs down to the station and catches a taxi, what he is doing in the photo is looking at the traffic lights waiting for them to change to red,as he has worked by the time he gets in the taxi and drive round they will be green,and theres more the fare must not exceed £4.80 no matter how far we are away from his house "stop here please" he then produces a neatly folded £5.00 note you give him 20p change, now this is the daft bit he then gets out a purse "heres a pound tip for you" why not forget the tip and go all the way home i have theory he self destructs at £5.00

GOT A PROBLEM

no questions asked give us the cash job done

ELLEN GOT THIS

its called michael its a angel ive named it george

HINGE AND BRACKET

our new patio roses

MIDGET HORSES

take care feeding the horses,you might trip over one

KILL!

vespa,mod i feel road rage coming on

IM BACK

i do like that essex sign job done

THATS BETTER

how fast, sorry officer

OH B#GGER

sent me to sudbury on thames come off the m3 and stop its going to be a slow journey home tell my wife and kids i love them sob!

HIS FIRM MUST BE SLOW

how the earth can he be comfey

FLASH G#T

wonder if 72 is his age?

BIT QUIET TODAY

sretch has gone asleep with his feet out the window

DONT USE THIS HAULAGE COMPANY

bit of a mickey mouse company

COUNCIL UPGRADE

Amazing what they cad with a bit of 4x2 and white paint

25 YEARS AND SHE STILL LOVES ME

why's belynda and alex running out the house

25 YEARS OF MARRIAGE

Must do this again we get champers

no BBQ today folks

no rain in april p###sed down everyday in may so far

THE BOYFRIEND IS DEAD

Sorry cass i was trying to be friendly but i did not think the vulcan neckpinch would work

MY FAV BAND SIMPSON STYLE

this me oh dear