EITHER B...is

dead or she's playing with her phone.

THE DOUBLE DECKER....

is for a wedding, its getting weirder round here

CRIKEY BRUCE !!!

my fireplace has turned into ayers rock..

ITS A STRANGE WORLD WE LIVE IN

20 years ago when we lived in plaistow i used to hold an account at this bank, i came across this at a farm in the middle of shotgate, freaky or what

TODAYS WEATHER FORECAST.....

was dry with sunny spells....NOT !!!!

GLOBAL WARMING...

Pah !!!!

HAPPY EASTER....

..... No BBQ today folks

THE WHEELIE BIN

very handy to have, trouble is in the high wind today its become a freewheeling bin

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD

Here's to you, cheers...hic

THIS SIGN....

should be down whitmore way, i do seem to attract them

MY NEW WATER FEATURE...

...i wish.. guess where ?

THE LATEST ADDITION...

to Baz vegas, a 3,500 capacity night club. oh joy when that lot comes out 3.00am in the morning !

HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY

somebody has nicked half my pint

REMEMBER....

....the pots the crescent gave us with little conifers in them, this one likes it here

I MUST BE MAD......

05.15 everybody is in bed, nice and snug
and i,m looking for a fare, in this !!

THE BEAUTY OF.....

....the basidon countryside , the weeping willow, the slow flowing brook, the discarded lager can and burger boxes !!

I'M SO CRUEL...

convinced a 14yr schoolboy that it is a roman viaduct

STUPID BOY

since when have faits beem made here (zoom in on chrome letters above and below number plate)

HURRICANE !!!!

the eye of it is above basildon

GUESS WHERE,,,,,

.....i got a fare to yesterday ?

CHRIS !!!

..the bracket is for a hanging basket

YES IT IS A PARKING TICKET

the council changed the disabled bay time limit dropped it from all day to 3 hours ,instant revenue

AS SEEN ON TOP GEAR

how do these hilux stay together?

NIGEL....

would you like the plate for your micra?

THE FIRST DINER

a manky starling

THE BIRD TABLE

made from the stair rail and the old computer work station

ABOUT......

...3 months early, poor confused plants. thinking about getting a grape vine because of the climate change, imagine "plonk du whitmore"