VERY EARLY OR VERY LATE

plus when has sponge bob whatshisname been a xmas feature

RAILWAY SQUARE

i cannot remember which part tissie lived..any ideas ?

YES ..YES.. YES

now for the U E F A cup come on you spurs......

THE DAY COMETH...

this afternoon i will find out if i,m still in fathers will..

THE WHITMORE NUTTER

everyday up and down the road pretending to be talking to someone on his mobile phone, think he might from maldon.....

A HITCHCOCK MOMMENT....

....or is my brother up to his old tricks?

STRANGE TREE....

look closely its got testicles !!

BRASS MONKEY'S

bet martyn's freezing his cods off..

TUT ! TUT!

the other day i picked up 2 gentlemen to take them to the station,one of them was proudly showing his photos of his wife and new born son, he showed me a picture of a rather large lady and a large baby.when we got to the station he went to put the photo's back in his case and the contents fell out,he stuffed everything back in hurriedly paid me and left. thats when i found this price tag, ok everyone has their thing ,but the garment was a size 8 !! tut..tut..

CANNOT WORK OUT...

..if its 2 boys and a girl or 2 girls and a boy.

FARES,,,,LOTS OF FARES...

poo! turned out they thought the taxi rank shelter was the coach stop..drat

THANK YOU EVERYBODY

i've been a lucky boy

THATS MORE LIKE IT

a proper winter morning, frost,sunshine most invigorating think i will have a ciggie

MALDON..

i know there is some interbreeding in maldon. in basidon the regulations state 17 inches per bum on the back seat,in a fiesta i don't think so..look out for people with one buttock, they are from the blackwater area

WHAT NEXT ....

C.H.i.Ps

IS IT ME OR.....

...are things getting smaller. i'm sure clubs were bigger when i was younger, and as for wagon wheels..

SPRINGTIME IN WHITMORE

poor confused daf,s its midwinter,if this global warming i want more of it

THATS STRANGE....

.. as the lady got out the car her shoe fell off, instead of putting it back on she sped off and chucked the other one in the litter bin most odd

OUCH !!!!

the end result of a night driver hitting the center barriers on the m11, the scary thing is the airbags did'nt work

YELLOW CARD LANE

well at least two spurs players scored

RED SKY AT NIGHT.....

man u delight? ...find out 17.00 tomorrow