I WANT SOME OF THIS..

fed up with the wind and rain, saw a flight to corfu for £29.99 wonder if ellen would notice if i went?

I THINK...

cass and her cat are getting a bit flash..(notice that both have a brake light out)

5 HOURS FROM NOW....

i will be either thinking thats par for the course or how the hell did that happen? posted at 11.00am

DENISE VAN OUTEN

i am really gutted i picked up denise van outen today and a friend, but was so tongue tied i could not ask her for a photo, so i took this she is the one on the right ....so gutted

HAPPY BURNS NIGHT

could not catch a haggis, to darn fast..

I WONDER....

if martyn can grow stuffed spuds? i would be impressed

YIPPEE!!

bring on man u....mmm prehaps not this could be a dream

WINTER PANSY...

grown by my fairhand,might try potatos this year.... wonder if martyn has a copyright?

OH DEAR...

that number plate has devalued the car!

MARTYN .......

..... don't watch the bottom program

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY....

sausages £3.50 for 20 from abi's not bad eh!

NO WONDER.......

......essex has a reputation check out the shoes!!!

BACK IN 1980....

....i had to use one of these to get me to the city, when i lost 5th gear on my CB650 , the thing is it still took me the same time 35mins

THIS IS JADE..

she works as a pole dancer at katz her real name is beryl jones not a name you would associcate with a pole dancer, also note black adder on the left

NOW THATS....

...what i call a lump of cheese

A BILLERICAY RAINBOW

no pot of gold i looked

A KIT CAR......

....gone wrong

-2 c

nothing stops bob having a ciggie..

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008

stroll on spring,BBQ's etc