I DONT BELIEVE IT !!!

tell me i'm dreaming...

25 YEARS 4 MONTHS AGO

i had my stag night here, i cannot remember who was there, can anybody help?

I,M GOING TO SUE

how dare they use my name....

NEARLY FORGOT...

what city did this happen? snigger..

I GUESS WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS....

...anymore, no pot of gold either..

26 YEARS 3 MONTHS AGO...

this place changed my life, its the green man in sunny E12 this is where i met ellen..

NEAT PARKING

as done by richard{hamster) hammond......i did not realise he lived on the craylands estate

TIMBER !!

the high winds took there toil on the triffids......

SORRY..

i like this photo so much, if the chap from india who visited my site likes it,i could be the next bollywood star dunkuma nammwoods

MUST RESPECT MARTYN MORE..

this is the fourth attack by a furrie..and its 07.00 in bournemouth

HELP

i,ve turned into a red star

140 MILES FROM BASILDON....

and a pub with the same name, and what is nigel giving my wife?

BOURNEMOUTH TOMORROW

hope dad behaves himself..

AT LAST !!!

a fare....turned out to be a stanford le hope £11.60 on the meter kerching...

ANOTHER CLASSIC

found this BSA in bigfoot land,the tyres look so skinny compared to bikes now.

BIG FOOT IN SHOTGATE

ive found one of its tracks....sorry!

A CLASSIC

after filming the stunt rider on the track i came across this mint condition bonnie, what a gem..

DONT TRY THIS AT HOME....

martyn can you do this on your pan euro?...that would impress me.

I WILL GET MY COAT..

i was doing a pick up in fobbing when i saw this black horse, being in a silly mood i said to him "do you know theres a whiskey named after you" to my suprise the horse replied "really eric?"

THE CROSSFIRE

looks great , but has the build quality of a polish brickies wall..yes its cheap as well (excuse the DT,s)

MEMORIES.....

this was one of the first pubs i took ellen to, i should of paid more attention to the name......

YUK ! YUK ! YUK !

look what a tiny insect did to a big lump like me, christ it itches!!!

IM STUCK

i finish this everyday, have i gone wrong somewhere?

MUST BE CAREFUL !!!

im in barrymore country, must watch my back( for some reason it wont zoom in the sign says ROYDON) better luck tomorrow with camera on phone

garden tour for mother

its taken me two hours to do this, pc,s pah

LAST BBQ OF THE YEAR...

so its a big one........

THE TRIFFIDS CERT 18

well they scare me

AUTO PORN

just look at that DB9 , the lines ,the exhust note...excuse me ive got to go to the loo

VECTRA V WASP

and the winner is......

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?

the sunflowers i put in different composts are still to flower, the seeds i just chucked on to a bed are coming out(not in the gay sense)

I THOUGHT LONDON CABS......

are built with steel, this one proves me wrong..(zoom in) also excuse the finger whoops!!

ESSEX FM CAME TO TOWN

2 black thunder cars set up camp today, guess where in the disabled bay, guess who came along?

PHOTO FOR MOTHER

the pointie(as we call it) has come indoors so we can redden the leaves up for crimbo, saves us £2.99 for a new one

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

gulp!! its 2ft bigger than me

SPOON......

i was walking up the road to get the sunday paper and came across this in the road, has uri gellar moved into the area?

£3250.......

plus £1500 for the funeral, it looks dangerously fast...