IS THERE SOME....

kind of smoking ban now?

GUESS WHERE THEY SENT ME TODAY?

yes new york..

I CANT SEEM TO FIND....

my cd/rom box, now i know its on the back of a beemer in chelmsford..

TESTING TESTING

j

just finding out if blog vidio works.....

MORE EFFING PLANTS!!

i wonder if dad could spare a bit of land im running out...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

jess is 11years old today, 67 in human years, and the little s##t still brings us gifts of birds ,mice and frogs sucked to death due to lack of teeth

DAVID BAILEY I AM NOT

a spitfire flew over, so i grabbed the camera and eh ...a photo of the sky!

7.30 AM...

august 25th summer and im driving through fog, come on lotto numbers im of to corfu,,

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW...

what happens if the crane drivers caught short for the toilet?

THINGS ARE GETTING ROUGH ROUND HERE

its the new police vehicle for the crayland estate

ITS NOT HOW IT LOOKS

i was coming down uppermayne, when the police bike pulled in front of me with its blue and reds flashing, so i slowed down but he kept going, i was behind him all the way into town lights still flashing. so i got his attention "do you know your lights are on " i said, the reply was "no are they" plank

WHITMORE HOTSPURS NEW PLAYER

would you try to take the ball of him?

I WONDER....

if anybody has a spare ticket to corfu? i need some sun to go with the ouzo

NOT QUITE THE SAME......

as sipping it in kassiopi overlooking the habour, but it will do..

WAKE ME UP ...

i must be dreaming !!

A PYTHON MOMENT

spam. spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ,spam, spam, etc,etc,etc...

WHO SAID TAXI DRIERS ARE THICK...

typical dispatch rider parking her bike in a taxi rank, did,nt she notice the blue taxi sign and 20 + orange and white taxis, mind you she is blonde

HE MIGHT BE THERE A LONG TIME

chris is hibernating untill spurs win,see him next year at this rate

MY NEW TAXI

1.9 tdi goes like stink and after the night drivers use it will stink

NEW STELLA

i wonder if they have free samples...drool they do, im so excited my hand wont stop shaking, drool....

BORING, BORING DAY

so heres a pork chop,zzzzz

HERES YOUR ORDERS LAD

get yourself up to danbury,your target is a man u fan on a pan european, he has been making comment on spurs which are,nt nice, when he offers you a bit of apple,fire...

?

found these on the front door mat, checked with neighbours they did,nt leave them there.am i BEAN stalked, i hope they are on the straight and MARROW

A BROTHEL IN CHELMSFORD

ladies upstairs ! no wonder martyn works in essex,s capital

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME

but this year watch out...mmm wonder why 1961 was such a good year

SOUTH BEACH DIET

yes a few of the whitmore clan are on a diet,count me out..this looks like lettuce and putty!!

A WALKING SAUSAGE...

one dog that wont go out in the snow.....

SOMETHINGS LURKING !!

the feline has shown great interest in the small outhouse for some reason , must be some vermin in there, man u fans get everywhere..

IM LOST !!!

dont know this part of basildon

HOW HOT?

costa del whitmore,must cool down ,stella time

GOOD YEAR FOR THE ROSES

check out the size of them.. and yes martyn there real

MY NEW FRIEND

irish cider, very nice not to strong, lets grow some potatoes

ASTON MARTIN DB9

excuse me while i go into a darkend room ....this is car porn..slobber..

ROYSTON VASSEY ?

"its a local shop for local people" if the manageress is called tubs im going teetotal

POOR SOUL

i wound,nt say its quiet but he was so suprised at getting a fare the shock done him in..