OK MARTYN...

all he said is man u are rubbish.

BEHIND YOU !!

stupid feline, lucky there not piranhas

WASPISSED!!!

serves the git right ,what purpose do wasps have on this planet? not part of the food chain, they give us nothing, even my pet hate slugs hedgehogs eat,rant, rant etc...

UPTON PARK PLANT

one for your garden nigel...

BLOODY FRENCH !!!

the frogs get everywhere,..mmm, wonder what their like on a b,b.q ?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTYN

its the photo 2nd down on left that gets me ,how old were you when you ordered your first pint?the one next to it, nigel and me were to knackered to finish the job properly

DREAMER

she had playboy stickers all over the car,a sunstrip with playboy bunny written on it,and she looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp..only in basildon !!

I LOVE MY DAUGHTER...

the look sez it all...

ITS DEAD TODAY

and so is santa...

JESUS & CHRIST

lazarus is lurking too,talk about resurrection we have holy water,its a miracle...

KILLER....

can you believe this dozy creature kills birds and frogs,as he has lack of teeth he sucks them to death..

WHO SAID THEY WOULD DIE?

multimix in the lead

NO !

you can,t put it down my trousers....

CEREAL KILLER

sorry

MMM I WONDER ?

remember the blue astra and the parking warden, we have not seen her for weeks!!!!! i found this 6 feet long 2 feet wide ,fresh soil....

RATHER NICE BIT OF KIT

not to sure about the sunflower

STRANGE LOOKING TREE

MARTYN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RABIES !!!!!!

or do i need a shave ?

LOOKS IFFY

wonder if my brother is up to his old tricks? wheres my S.A.M,s ?

COSTA DEL WHITMORE

im just thinking wheres all the water in the pool going when i let the plug out.. goodbye pitsea shame ..not..

SILVER BULLET ANYONE ?

im worried about that boy!!

WHEN I GO TO BED....

strange things occur..

FATHERS NEW CAR

yes i know struck off the will again

HOW LONG ?

till it bursts?

MARTYN !!!!

have you parked too many scooters in there

IVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

wait for next blog

IS IT READY FOR FISH?

over to the proffessors at the crescent for their comments

NEW PARKING BAY FOR SCOOTERS

are you interested martyn

BIG BOY IS BACK

first barbie since may,im moving to corfu..

MISSING LINK?

comments please...

NO SMOKING ARENA ?

i think not,a lungful of that must be 200 fags.

THIS ONE IS FOR NIGEL

impressive a bro

LETS ROCK

ellen has a nice pair of skulls

A TOUCH OF CLASS

in the toilet we have man u bog roll

FOUND THIS IN POND

dont look like a goldfish to me

TESTING TESTING

got a bluetooth dongle for pc and new phone goodbye faithful siemens hello nokia6230i,the i stands for injection

TRACTORS LOTS OF

i wonder if they would miss one,attach some mower blades perfect for father...

hAS HE GOT THE MESSAGE?

no blue astra, will keep you posted

TAXI ANYBODY ?

please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SATURN 5

the sunflowers have been moved place your bets 3 canes which one will grow the tallest

A WEEK TODAY

wembley here we come...