MEET SPURS

its a black hamster..must get freddie starr round for a spot of lunch.

HUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM

camera has broke.. rolled over and died..sob... £49.00 to repair donations accepted please..

THE 4 CABBIES OF THE APOCALYPSE

it took me 20mins looking in a dictionary to find the spelling of apokalist

I WAS RIGHT

number 4

THIS WONT WORK

this is the blue astra thats had 3 tickets in 3 weeks, read the note first, then look at the clock/timer thing arrived 05.30 then look at the max time limit below right i took this at 12.30

I THINK A LETTER IS MISSING

guess the letter folks..

INCOMING

im sure its cooing "bansai, tora tora...

FIRST DAY ONTHE RANK

and he gets the nutter...yes martyn i know its blurred

THATS WORRYING

i know we are getting some out of towners,but come on....thats taking the pi**

THE WINE BUFF

dads thinking "should i let these heathens drink this ?"

I FEEL SICK!!

YUK!!!!! thats some shade of pink

FATHERS WILL

looks like nigel has got his share or is it martyns?

CHECK OUT THE DRIVER..

hows it reaching the pedals...

NOT AGAIN

a double wammy..you would think the owner of the blue astra had learned his lesson thats 2 tickets in 3 weeks

SUMMERS HERE...NOT!

flaming june..i dont think so

FORGOT MY CAMERA TODAY

IM A WEAK MAN

a huge magnet dragged me in .. honest!

I KNOW I SHOULD,NT

must be strong..must be strong...

I CAN SEE THEM MARTYN

waiting in ambush....

HE HAD A CURRY LAST NIGHT

vindaloo judging by the size of the bog roll...

THAT REMINDS ME

wondered what the smell was..

RESPECT NOT...

i love my kids..NOT!!!!

INFLIGHT REFUELING

cabbie style

SILENCE OF THE DOGS

animal lecter ?

SOMEBODY KILLED JOHNNY

you ba****rds !!!!!

FAME AT LAST

sorry its a bit blurred

THEY CANT BE SERIOUS

if you can zoom in the right bottom of the rear screen, i mean on a micra

SILVER WEDDING PRESENT

the tickets have arrived "lets rock"

BORING DAY ....

so heres a photo of my knob....

DAMIAN HIRST,TRACEY EMIN, PAH

done by a true artist, yes ive left myself open for witty comments

KNACKERED !!!

"we should put a flowerbed in here"she said ,we? more like me...

HELP !!

under attack from a big blackeus stingyus

ALIEN FROM THE CRESENT !

mum and dad gave us some small conifirs in pots a while ago, in them were same cacti, this one has mutated

IMPOSTER

bloody dispatch riders,try anything to deliver quicker...

THE REALITY

not quite as tasty..

LUNCHTIME DREAMS

pot roast pheasant,summer veg and jersey royals,mmmmm...

CRIKEY !!

thats some turning circle

MMM I WONDER IF ITS FROM DANBURY

martyn are you sending them over here, yhis one looks evil..

MARTYN ARE YOU HIRING A FAT SUIT

this is uncanny name spelt the same way , hate to admit it he,s clever,come on come clean mate...

MUPPET!!

his arms would be a pretty sight if he came off, foot down to the left..no i must not

SURFS UP

now he has to find a beach in basildon

THE OTHER END

is this what you meant martyn?

PERFECT DAY

b,b,q ,stella, sunshine,who needs more?

BLISS

say nomore

AMATEURS PAH

63 blooms on this, without alan titchmarsh help

EXTERMINATE!!!!

my pet hate why tow a home on wheels? plus the car is always a volvo driven by a bloke with a beard and a wife who is in the wi

MAGIC MUSHROOMS

their already stoned....

SHE DID

ouch £60.00 please

IS SHE .WILL SHE

wait for the next installment folks..